iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

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stark-naked-billionaire:

laurencan:

corink:

dean-a-ling-a-ling:

veraciouslymendacious:

emilianadarling:

Oh. My. God.

How long did this take someone to make????

#do they even have crime in canada

do they even have crime in canada

He does parking tickets shut up

“Sorry”

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fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

distelhawk:

renners-chick:

katieuplate:

moderndaywilliamtell:

drarryfan20:

Saw this on facebook and all i could think was poor hawkeye!

Okay, you know what, rant time. Tony says in the movie that Loki pissed off TWO master assassins. TWO. Not one. He didn’t just piss of Natasha Romanoff and some guy with a bow. He pissed off two of the best trained killers SHIELD has in its employ. He pissed off the world’s best marksman. He pissed off a trained swordsman. He pissed off someone that fought Natasha Romanoff, a character that ripped through ten armed and trained guards in a previous movie and is shown in comics to be a fucking badass of epic proportions, to a standstill. 

We had an extra seat? Fuck no. Step back from the superhero, put your hands on your head, and listen up. Clinton Francis Barton is awesome. He is human and keeps up with people that aren’t even close. He puts his squishy little life on the line every time he goes out to save people and he does it with a smile on his face and an extra serving of sass. Clint Barton doesn’t need an extra seat. Clint Barton earned his way onto the Avengers. He has gone blind, deaf, died, been erased, had most of the bones in his body broken, had his brother nearly kill him WHILE HE WAS BLIND, AAAAAAND DID ALL OF THIS AFTER BEING BEATEN BY HIS FATHER AND ALMOST KILLED BY HIS MENTORS.

Clint Barton doesn’t need your extra seat. 

What they said.  Clint Barton is the bomb.

THIS!!!

Facebook douche? You should apply water to that bURN!

^^^^THIS^^^^

I’ve been a Barton fan for the last 20 years and i couldn’t have said that better myself.

CAW CAW MUTHAFUCKER.

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lumos5000:

thespian:

lumos5000:

BEST. WEDDING. PHOTO. EVER.

u sure about that

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spelledjustlikeescape:

i’m breathing in

the chemicals

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ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

Hugging people and getting picked up by them

HUGGING

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